Tumbling Turtles

benaddiction-cumberbitch:

stale-brain-cake:

forgoodnessjakes:

Good ol’ breakfast before duty!

Huh?

WHAT WAS THAT.

WOAH WHAT 

THE CRAP

WHOOOOOAA CRAP

HELLO SECTOR 12 THIS IS SERGEANT BISQUICK
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK 

just a calm day on the front

wait what’s that noise i think its our communication system

THIS IS COMMANDER CAKE DO U COPY

SERGEANT BISQUICK WHAT IS UR POSITION

HOLD UR POSITION MAN WE’RE COMIN FOR U

THIS IS WAR 

silently sobbing omg

hg-rising:

A handicapped stall on campus.
…

hg-rising:

A handicapped stall on campus.

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unknownbinaries:

kavinskyout:

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.



“Man, FUCK yo’ plaid.”

unknownbinaries:

kavinskyout:

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

“Man, FUCK yo’ plaid.”

somethingyaois:

241 followers and only one person has ever unfollowed me

i love you guys

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

shavingryansprivates:

the best 52 seconds in film history

maid-en-china:

Maid-en-China:
It’s true, I am Chinese and I was born this way. At a young age I began to notice this difference. I was attracted to neither boys nor girls. In middle school, I liked math, and in college, I did my homework all night long. 
Being Chinese is not a choice, it is genetic. There are risks to being Chinese because society cannot accept the union between a human and a textbook. I have Chinese friends who didn’t need sex because they could foreplay instruments and get screwed by O Chem instead. Now, they don’t have a social life and is shunned by others. 
But fear not, life will get better. I grew up as a Chinese and I am proud of it (just look at my user name). There is the LGBTC (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Chinese) community to help you be comfortable with your Chinese orientation. 1,338,299,512 people came out as Chinese. You are not alone.  

maid-en-china:

Maid-en-China:

It’s true, I am Chinese and I was born this way.

At a young age I began to notice this difference. I was attracted to neither boys nor girls. In middle school, I liked math, and in college, I did my homework all night long. 

Being Chinese is not a choice, it is genetic. There are risks to being Chinese because society cannot accept the union between a human and a textbook. I have Chinese friends who didn’t need sex because they could foreplay instruments and get screwed by O Chem instead. Now, they don’t have a social life and is shunned by others. 


But fear not, life will get better. I grew up as a Chinese and I am proud of it (just look at my user name). There is the LGBTC (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Chinese) community to help you be comfortable with your Chinese orientation. 

1,338,299,512 people came out as Chinese. You are not alone.  

ordinarybitch:

buttnugget-mcgee:

poke-problems:

wat

wat

caw caw motherfuckers

ordinarybitch:

buttnugget-mcgee:

poke-problems:

wat

wat

caw caw motherfuckers